5. jengen06: “I’m not drinking the merlot!”
4. granfieldc11: “The oaked Chardonnay reminds the tongue of subtle hints of cat piss and grass while the 2007 Napa Valley Cabernet disturbs the palate with whispers of smoked Gouda cheese and leprechaun breath. And by the way – it’s pronounced “Mere-LOW” not “Mer-Lot!”
3. Thumby: “I get a mouthful of wet slate, and bacon fat on the finish.”
2.fgrande2: “I only drink bio-organic, sustainable wines that were harvested during the full moon by orphans using recyclable materials that was then hand poured into eco-friendly bottles and blessed by Captain Planet. You can REALLY taste the difference.”
1. m.mariano65 wins for this most excellent snobbery about the most beloved wine from the 1970’s:
“Yo . . . did you check that Boonesfarm vintage Y2K? That was dope! It was big and bright with the complexity of Kool Aid! It was jammy like a PBJ without those earthy tannins! You hear what I’m saying?”